This car has been vandalised by a large bird

Went over to the West End today to valet this car. When I got there there was a ridiculous amount of bird droppings on and around the car, as you will see from the pictures. Check out the ground to the left of the front of the car.
After cleaning the car I moved it from under the tree, hopefully it won’t get the same treatment again!

20130510-182152.jpg

20130510-182200.jpg